You know you’re Catholic when:

1. You walk into a non Catholic church and automatically reach for the holy water font, then half genuflect before entering the pew.

2. You do a lunge at the gym and you’re tempted to make the sign of the cross.

3. You assume its Lent when your spouse fixes you a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner.

4. You wonder if you have to confess that you’re happy your alma mater beat Notre Dame.

5. You go to Mass on vacation.

6. You are a little bit irritated by those who wear a Rosary as a necklace.

7. You stand up when a Sister or Nun enters the room (and you know Sister & Nun are different).

8. You still don’t wear patent leather shoes with a dress.

9. The doctor tells you your son can’t kneel for a while due to a medical condition and you unthinkingly blurt out, “But it’s Holy Week and we’re Catholic!” (Yup, I really said that.)

10. You have a religious statue in the garden.

11. You attend a showing of Midnight Catechism and non-Catholics ask if you’re part of the cast since you know all the answers.

12. You address the man wearing a clerical collar as “Father” only to discover he’s the Lutheran pastor that’s been invited to speak to Pastoral Council.

13. Your spouse asks if you have the envelope, and you know which envelope he’s talking about.

14. You drive by a Church, are passed by an emergency vehicle, or drive by a cemetery, and you automatically make the Sign of the Cross and say a prayer.

15. Halloween decorations appear and you look to see what day of the week it is, because you know you have to go to Church the next day.

16. You walk around with dirt on your forehead 40 days before Easter.

17. If you’re going to have a meatless meal or eat fish, it’s Friday.

18. Your co-worker notices your tuna sandwich lunch and says, “Oh geez, is it a fish day?”